Election in Denmark
The MEEP program is generating some interesting side-effects. Jan has fallen ill (and have been granted a few days off), about 10 other folks have shown interest (as in: They want to work for Miracle), and two IT magazines want to know more.
MEEP is not much else than a real education as opposed to all those marketing classes by the vendors where you are presented with 100's of pages that market new features and a few, extremely easy, exercises that everybody can do in a few minutes. If not, the answers are available in appendix B. After the "class" is finished, you'll get your diploma whether you've done anything or not.
Perhaps that´s why nobody learns anything from those standard classes. Perhaps that's why they put the white binder with the course materials on the shelf along with all the other binders. Never to look into it again.
Actually, leave out 'perhaps'.
And now to something completely different:
We're having a national election here in Denmark on 13 November. It's possibly the most boring election campaign ever. The only new thing is the new party named New Alliance. They're pretty boring, too, but not as boring as the old parties, so I'll vote for them, just for the heck of it. Basically I can't vote for any of the parties here. It's simply too shameful to watch their attempts at spending the national budget more than once.
Blah, blah, blah. Enough of that. Miracle has produced an election video where I promise everything and demand nothing.
If you go to YouTube.com and search for 'valg 07' (election 07 in Danish) you'll find three Norwegian videos ahead of us, but you'll also notice that we're now ahead of all the political parties in Denmark.
We promise three things on our election posters (of which we've produced 1.426 so far):
* Better Hair
* Perfect Sex Life
* Beautiful Sun Downs
If you'd like your own election poster, just send me a digital picture of yourself, and we'll return an A4 PDF with your election poster (mno@MiracleAS.dk).
MEEP is not much else than a real education as opposed to all those marketing classes by the vendors where you are presented with 100's of pages that market new features and a few, extremely easy, exercises that everybody can do in a few minutes. If not, the answers are available in appendix B. After the "class" is finished, you'll get your diploma whether you've done anything or not.
Perhaps that´s why nobody learns anything from those standard classes. Perhaps that's why they put the white binder with the course materials on the shelf along with all the other binders. Never to look into it again.
Actually, leave out 'perhaps'.
And now to something completely different:
We're having a national election here in Denmark on 13 November. It's possibly the most boring election campaign ever. The only new thing is the new party named New Alliance. They're pretty boring, too, but not as boring as the old parties, so I'll vote for them, just for the heck of it. Basically I can't vote for any of the parties here. It's simply too shameful to watch their attempts at spending the national budget more than once.
Blah, blah, blah. Enough of that. Miracle has produced an election video where I promise everything and demand nothing.
If you go to YouTube.com and search for 'valg 07' (election 07 in Danish) you'll find three Norwegian videos ahead of us, but you'll also notice that we're now ahead of all the political parties in Denmark.
We promise three things on our election posters (of which we've produced 1.426 so far):
* Better Hair
* Perfect Sex Life
* Beautiful Sun Downs
If you'd like your own election poster, just send me a digital picture of yourself, and we'll return an A4 PDF with your election poster (mno@MiracleAS.dk).
8 Comments:
In your first paragraph: s/falled/fallen/
A political campaign that doesn't mention illegal immigrants or terrorism?!?!?! I really need to pack up my family and just move there. As if the DBA waterpark meetups weren't enough.
Don, MEEP should be easier for you... At least, you know SQL and the truth about RAC. :-P
But again, I remember you said you never leave Wisconsin! Didn't you? ;-)
Yeah but that was before I found out about the waterpark mischief.
What's the truth about RAC? I haven't played with it yet. I'm setting up a CentOS5 box tomorrow with xen to hopefully get a virtual RAC going on each of the domU VMs. Hopefully it doesn't crush the box (my old desktop, 3ghz CPU, 2gb RAM with 2gb more on order).
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